Your political bias and Trump-phobia are well known, and conservatives in the Lakelands (a majority?) tolerate it most of the time, for that is your right.

Early during this exploration he had pulled out his own dick and balls, that huge horsedick and those enormous balls, and rediscovered them all over again, one hand tugging at his balls, the other wrapped around the base of his dick

Her name is spelled Coleen making her Co with a hard O and not Colleen by any stretch - I'm suspicious on her authority on the subject.

Please mute the music while I make a call.