Cæsar was proud of his physical beauty, and, like some modern inverts, he was accustomed carefully to shave and epilate his body to preserve the smoothness of the skin.

In the northern hemisphere, June 21 has the most daylight hours. Pack a picnic—a chilled bottle of Sancerre, cheese, olives, and a nice baguette—and hit the grassy knoll.

He is mad to think all men can't piss in a quill, nor see with his spectacles.

Ye’ll come and find the place where I am lying And kneel and say an ave there for me.