You collect every f--ing fact there is in the world!

to keep my hands from picking and stealing

My all-time favorite flick is Gone with the Wind.

Tea was a very special institution, revolving as it did around the ceremony and worship of Toast. In [public schools] where alcohol, tobacco and drugs were forbidden, it was essential that something should take their place as a powerful and public totem of virility and cool. Toast, for reasons lost in time, was the substance chosen.