Let him die, but firſt ſheth your impatience, throw cold water on your collor, …

That girl at the strip club gave me wood.

Rand Paul whitesplained to students at Howard University that a black Republican founded the NAACP.

The Golliwog Squad was also making itself busy in Worthing, Sussex. Police said they were treating as a matter of ‘priority’ a complaint about gollies being displayed in a local store. Owner John Scadgell faced charges under Section 2 of the Public Order Act, which makes it an offence to exhibit anything which could be considered threatening, abusive or insulting.