England keeper Joe Hart had to save smartly from the dangerous Andriy Yarmolenko, who also raised the hopes of the Donetsk crowd as he evaded several challenges in the area before running out of space.

But how, you ask, do you display a wide-screen movie on a decidedly unwide television screen?

Johnny, Dude, Joe and I all got a skin job with a small tuft in front. Johnny looks pretty good with a spit curl in front but I got the feeling I look like 'The Angel.'

Should I , in these my borrow'd flaunts, behold The sternness of his presence?