It being your unbirthday then you must be invited to boogie at the bank unholiday.

Before the study was begun, the known oligochaete fauna of Tasmania consisted of six species of aquatic microdriles, twenty-three indigenous species of megascolecid earthworms, and introduced earthworms of the family Lumbricidae.

I'm buggered from all that walking.

All masturbation is obscene, for [Roger] Scruton, also because it involves a concentration on the body and its curious pleasures ….