[…] with grave complacency wiggles his digitals, and turns away with a scornful smile playing upon his countenance.

I know you don't want to go to the dentist, but your teeth need to be checked, period!

For example, in the case of employing the Language Grid to multilingualize Wikipedia articles, the performance of language services should be given higher priority due to the huge amount of articles and users.

But what if Google's biggest problem isn't a lack of flexibility or the speed of its decision-making, but a fundamental cultural inability to create new lines of business that can keep the company growing? What if it's just a gargantuan one-trick pony?