I got as far as mentioning that some of the people she follows are maybe, a bit, fascisty UKIP, and she just gave me a look. “Have you been stalking me? You're weird, David,” she said, biting the rim of her glass.

It is important that all business contracts be reduced to writing.

My cringeometer went off the scale as I watched his excruciating performance.

I have chased after white women to find they only wanted to dance with my anaconda and weren't interested in me as a partner.