And I return with an excellent appetite. There can be no question, my dear Watson, of the value of exercise before breakfast.

The display and result must be placed in the context that was it was against a side that looked every bit their Fifa world ranking of 141 - but England completed the job with efficiency to record their biggest away win in 19 years.

He was leaning forward, head down, taking one deliberate step after another, both arms behind, dragging his gutted buck by its barely forked antlers.

For some idiotic reason the bureaucrats are more opposed to tea than to stuff.