There was then a long discussion of whether to capitalize words like east.

An Afghan Olympic official said the team holds the right to substitute Andyar with another female athlete, though the IOC would have the last word.

She ain’t want da state to split us up so she dropped er last yur’a high school to take cur’a us.

The politenesses of Conrad to James and of James to Conrad were of the most impressive kind. Even if they had been addressing each other from the tribune of the Académie Française their phrases could not have been more elaborate or delivered more ore rotundo.