My Crown is abſolute, and holds of none.

You made a real thorough search? Everywhere? Outhouses, karzey, the lot?

… short-duration shock via two large electrodes or paddles coated with conducting jelly or a gel pad, positioned over the upper right sternal edge and the apex. Modern units deliver a biphasic shock, during which the shock polarity is reversed mid-shock.

So far, nothing unusual has happened.