Changes your nickname — the name by which other IRCers see and refer to you — to anything you'd like (but remember that nine characters is the maximum nick length).

The Bahamian resort had been hopping with hot to trot studs and studettes.

Little Johnny started to anticipate the arrival of Santa Claus a week before Christmas.

First ball of the over he gets one to swing, it's a slow hooping sort of a swing in a nice banana shape outside off and young Bairstow nearly obliges with a really poor shot, no foot movement, just a whifty waft at it, and lucky for him he doesn't connect.