Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.

2020 July 15, 33 Middle School Vocabulary Words Adults Still Get Wrong Reader's Digest

The tract was far more political and religious than sexual, but Cockburn [Sir Alexander Cockburn, 12th Baronet] found it obscene because it would suggest to young persons (of either sex) impure and libidinous thoughts.

Hey, don't get bent out of shape over it; I was just funning you.