Of course, – I am being far too nice, aye and no doubt namby-pambical as well, – ha ha, ha, – after all, what’s being confin’d upon the Summit of a living Volcanoe whose History includes violent Explosion, hey? […]

Because these days I'm masturbating to frozen cumsicles, felching fanatics and fisting fuckers.

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He is a competent skier and an expert snowboarder.