The most buzzworthy has to be Glasgow's Optimo, an underground Glimmers, for what should be a sell-out at the Toff, while the following night obscure UK disco stalwart Felix Dickinson plays the club.

The library needs volunteers to help shelve books.

Yet neither pleasure’s art can joy my spirits, Nor yet the other’s distance comfort me.

You can't assume that someone else will call an ambulance. I learnt that the hard way after crashing my bike.