If indeed we consider all the frivolous and petulant discourse, the impertinent chattings, the rash censures, the spiteful detractions which are so rife in the world […]

Presumably, this means that one may ooch only to initiate surfing or planing and that, if challenged, one must be prepared to defend one's ooching behavior in light of the conditions and the wave pattern. Potential problems: How many ooches are permitted per wave?

The blisters had wept blood for a while, leaving him literally red-handed for the rest of the night.

Calyx tubular ,5-10 - cleft; corolla hypocrateriform, tube long, limb flat