The story is a crock.

The smaller 9 9 have less elongated fins, drabber corporal colors, and more transparent fins.

His overt revulsion is caused by the Wincest fan fiction — the Sam-slash-Dean pairing that also alarms Dean in the epigraph of this paper — and to a Dean-slash-Castiel (or Destiel) kink meme in which Castiel has a crab claw for a hand.

This drink’s mine; Bill and Joe, those drinks are y’all’s.