He rubbed the sweat from his broad forehead. He looked fustered, as usual. In a hurry to have the visit over.

The best of friends become the worst of enemies when Barney makes a hilarious attack ad where he viciously pummels a cardboard cut-out of Homer before special guest star Linda Ronstadt joins the fun to both continue the attack on the helpless Homer stand-in and croon a slanderously accurate, insanely catchy jingle about how “Mr. Plow is a loser/And I think he is a boozer.”

If he had been gingered, he would have gone well. After I bought him, I gingered him.

Ominous creakings and grindings came from the innards of the machine.