For piperade, heat oven to 450 degrees.

The gym teacher at our school makes us stretch before and after each class.

YIMBY political groups still have no blanket national organization.

Tubby transvestite star Divine still manages to provide some fine, ghastly moments, including a Christmas tantrum (she fails to get shoes with cha-cha heels), a hilariously gross trampoline act, and, through the magic of cross-cutting, a self-rape, which must be a movie first.