The most eminent jurists have not even yet decided on a satisfactory definition of piracy. […] One school holds that it is any felony committed on the High Seas. But that does little except render a separate term otiose. Moreover, it is not accepted by other schools of thought.

You should set the alarm on your watch to go off at seven o'clock.

Peisistratus was the first architect of the Iliad and the Odyssey.

We punned about the topic until all around us groaned.