Criticism drapes a black velvet cape across the puddle that interrupts the path to change, to be emo about it.

I will brook no impertinence.

Whether a particular construction causes a garden-path effect depends on the specific grammar of the language. For example, the famous example of an English garden-path sentence in (1) [The horse raced past the barn fell] would not exist if the past tense form of the verb race were not identical to the reduced relative form, the former of which is the preferred reading for this sentence.

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