Hart, for one, will not remember the night for Lambert's heroics. Morrison, not closed down quickly enough, struck his shot well but England's No1 will be aghast at the way it struck his gloves then skidded off his knees and into the net.

The two next largest islands are Paisha and Hsiyu, both of which are attached to Penghu by bridges. Paisha, or White Sand Island, boasts a 300-year-old banyan tree. This enormous tree covers such a big area that its branches need to be held up by latticework. Walking under its branches is like walking through a tunnel or cave. The coast of Hsiyu, or West Island, has many hidden coves that feature beautiful scenery. The southern end of Hsiyu is home to the Hsitai Fort, which was built by the Chinese in 1883. On a clear day, visitors to the fort can see the mountains of Taiwan. Hsiyu and Paisha are themselves connected by the Cross Sea Bridge. Hsiyu and a tiny, scenic island called Hsiaomen are also connected by a bridge.

Omar has challenged Elliott Abrams’s record in Latin America, taken a firm line against Saudi Arabia and the Emirates, and advocated for—wait for it—the two-state solution for Israel and Palestine (even though the headlines have focused on her expressing support for the right to boycott as a tactic).

He left a bad taste in my mind, let me have another good gulp of this liquid sunshine here with my bird's wing.