My farand friends farewell ! so near my heart, / My dowsome cow, my good old mare, and cart !

Some local teens have taken to calling the weekend tourists FIPs--short for Fucking Illinois People. One can even buy a FIP T-shirt in, of all places, a New Buffalo clothing store owned by radio comedian Steve Dahl.

Once they're at that point (you may have to gently cook and gently flip them one more time before they get to the handleably delicate stage), you can […]

a jaundiced judgment