His sonnets charmed the attentive crowd, / By wide-mouthed mortal trolled aloud.

On such occasions it customary for someone like me to say a few things informational, a few things inspirational, and perhaps a few things “congratulational.”

Quoting Joe Public proved a dangerous game in the 2008 US presidential elections after he was personified in Joe 'the' Plumber, an actual plumber without previous media exposure.

I don’t want to be there when the truth dawns on him.