Comrades, mark these three mots — it is the call of the Knight of the Fetterlock

There's a feeling among many drivers that cyclists, either by their ignorance of the law or by their blatant disregard for it, are asking for trouble. […] In one sense, the so-called bikelash has little to do with transportation modes.

The seely man seeing him ryde so rancke, / And ayme at him, fell flat to ground for feare […].

I am fully aware that I sound like the worst kind of pseudo-intellectual twazzock […]