They'll get to heaven's gates one day, trying to hit Saint Peter with the “I'm outside, open the door” text, and Saint Peter will be all “New phone. Who dis?”

Always maintain C-spine if there is even a chance that someone has hit their head or fallen.

They don't have a good enough reason to come at us now. And besides, moon crickets do drive-bys. This feels like a message from someone else.

a little piece of ham for the cat