Something about the way he said that made me just bust a gut: I practically died laughing!

There are many things which a soldier will do in his plain clothes which he scorns to do in his uniform.

“What's the matter?” she asked with evident fuckstration in her voice. “I can't do this. I can't have sex with you.” Serena rose from her position in passion and stormed around the living room in her naked beauty. “Why in the hell not?”

Nobody has crossed the void since one man died trying three hundred years ago; it's high time we had another go.