US President Abraham Lincoln was called the Great Emancipator after issuing the Emancipation Proclamation in 1863.

Oh, no! The rug is on fire!

Now that I think about it, I also tried the brewery’s East India Pale Ale, while hanging out at the apartment of my friend Michelle, who served as a groomsmaid at the big event, on the afternoon of the wedding.

Then she pinched my arm and hissed, “If you make me late, I will stuff my mothertrucking pocket protector down your mothertrucking throat.”