‘People who spend their money for second-hand sex jags are as nervous as dowagers who can't find the rest-room.’

The screwball is not thrown much because it tends to damage pitcher's arms.

The visitors were being pinned back by the end of the first half. Yet Gordon Strachan's side played with great conviction and always had a chance of springing a surprise when their opponents were so susceptible at the back.

My thoughts are disturbed by a man and pooch trying to get off the front of the train. Despite hitting the door button, they refused to open.