I'm guess that if Apple carved their logo on a cow turd, Appletards would buy it by the milions.

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SVEN. Holy cheesecakes, it's colder than Walt Disney out there. GUNNER. (Breaking from the kiss.) Oh, criminetly. BERNICE. Oh, my gosh.