The Dugong is easily distinguished from the manatees by its fluked, dolphin-like tail.

Did you like them boys? I goes. Nut. She shook her hair. Neither? Nut. Right townies.

And getting womansplained to about the fact that some undocumented immigrants are from South America (wow, crazy, who knew???) can't have helped either.

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