Yet, surely the audience for a Cardiff documentary would be just as interested in his Britsploitation thrillers like “Dark of the Sun” and “The Liquidator.”

ITEM, a Dorse and Redorse of panyd Welvett, sad tawny and Marble Colour, in length two Yards, in depyth one Yard and one Quarter.

Rhymes full of protest, of oath, and big compare.

It’s going to be wet tomorrow.