The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have ended months of intense speculation by announcing they are expecting their first child, but were forced to share their news earlier than hoped because of the Duchess's admission to hospital on Monday.

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thousand at his bidding speed, And post o'er land and ocean without rest; They also serve who only stand and wait.

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