Perhaps the most unusual “chicken wings” are offered with DiGiorno's frozen three-meat pizza. They are honey-glazed, buffalo-style “Boneless Wyngz,” which contain no bones and no wing meat, either.

The precepts of Christianity are […] so apt […] to cleanse and sublimate the more gross and corrupt.

Then let the pæaned hymn aspire, / Nor longer court unholy gloom; / Let happier music wake thy lyre, / Than haunts the precincts of the tomb.

[…] so through every conceivable shade of red, lilac and purple to a vinous maroon of the deepest dye, with freakings and freckles and all manner of fantastic adornments.