Ever since the phenomenon of hate-watching emerged – watching a detestable television show and sharing observations about its epic awfulness on social media – I have wondered if there were network execs cynical enough to create a show so bad that the only people who tuned in were hate-watchers.

Since then, he's been a suedehead and a soul-boy. I used to go down the discos, wear pegs and American bowling shirts.

God’s curse down on you, Burke; may you never lie quiet in bed; may your children wither and die; may your rooftree fall; may your seed and breed in every generation from this day forward bring forth a thief or a murderer of his own kind; may brother rise against brother in every generation; may you never see the face of God; may you live to see the ruin of your family; may you die roaring for the priest and him far away—

Once the area is ready to shoot, the seismic crew places geophones and cables along the line of the profile to be recorded.