The line of collectible tealite houses, hurricane and glazer balls ranges in price from $20 to $200.

I call it a brain freeze at this age, but whenever you have some kind of a problem remembering something, you think, oh, you know, you automatically think about Alzheimer’s.

Not for my life, leſt fierce remembrance wake My ſudden rage to tear thee joint by joint.

They have established themselves as the greatest story of Euro 2016 and it feels almost like a trick of the imagination that it is only four years since they were ranked 133rd in the world. That, however, will not lessen the embarrassment for England, their departing manager and a set of players who chronically under-performed after Wayne Rooney’s early penalty.