In past two years, Mohali police issued a paltry 17 challans to school bus operators for violations. Offences included speeding, rash driving and overloading.

After you are seated and help your wife unstrangle herself out of her cloak and pick up her opera glass bag seven or eight times, and say, O, my God, can't you hang on to anything?

That window can be a bear to open.

Too many commentators are quick to accuse their enemies of being evil. It's far, far more effective to point out that they're acting like divs instead.