My final pick from my fortnight of engaging with the cold callers was 'Sasha' from The Consumer Centre which, she fanfared, acted for leading UK businesses and charities (I will not name the firms she said she was representing but they are all highly regarded names who I imagine would run a mile from Sasha and her colleagues).

General Chalmers is camped a couple-three miles in back of us.

I'll teach you to make fun of me!

The filly had looked promising as a sophomore, but concerns over her health had prompted the owner to pull her from the season’s early races.