The 1967 film of the female Bigfoot mentioned in her review has about 30 seconds with the primatelike creature in question in view, enough to allow a detailed biomechanical analysis by several primate specialists.

I could see Tom in the Bisto mirror on the wall as he took a bottle off the shelf side-handed without breaking stride, and placed it on the counter.

Now he was saying with immense satisfaction, Why, if a man was to have his pick, he couldn't get a better place than this. Not a blanky soul for miles, that I could see. Why, a man could practically bury himself in a place like this and no one would guess where he was in a million.

Sorry, I haven't seen your keys anywhere...wait, I lied! They're right there on the coffee table.