If he tells the boss what he really thinks, he can kiss his ass goodbye.

“Birds Eye fish fingers,” he said, “are made from cod, and when, a short while back there was talk of some strange deep sea varieties creeping into fish fingers, we, as a company spent £500 000 reassuring the consumer […] .”

Todd ordered a Seven and Seven, and tried to pat Shirley on the butt, but she was too fast for him and got away unpatted.

That girl has a wonderful voice; just listen to her blow!