There's a TV commercial out now for a nasal spray in which a man in need of a decongestant wakes up to find that his entire head has turned into a giant schnozz.

Now the scythe the morn salutes, In the meadow tinkling soon; While on mellow-tootling flutes Sweetly breathes the shepherd’s tune.

The plain was skirted by rows of trees.

There was no English on it. It was all Hebrew script and I remember it shat me off that I couldn't read it.