So here's a gedankenexperiment for ya: what if the DC and Marvel put all their funnybooks on the Web two months after they were shipped to the stores?

After awhile, Guest Gulkan no longer knew whether he was alive or dead, awake or awrath in nightmare.

This drivelling love is like a great natural, that runs lolling up and down to hide his bauble in a hole.

Milestones were required to be placed on the side of the road, beginning at the distance of one mile west of the Schuylkill, and extending thence to the borough of Lancaster, on which the distance each stone was from the west bounds of Philadelphia, and handboards telling the distances to the nearest gates and turnpikes.