I desire to bee present with you now, and to change my voyce, for I stand in doubt of you.

What does Christ have to do with Christmas today? / If it wasn't for Christ, people would be running around stealing sheep from Nativity scenes across the country, instead of baby Jesuses (Jesi?), and how funny would that be? Not very.

Now Joseph, like the psalmist, was profane enough to find a divinity in his digestive organs; and it was only natural that she who tended so pamperingly what was his god, should become his goddess.

All in all, Jack's a very practical chap.