News agencies reported Lavrov had been sent to hospital for a checkup, only for the Russian foreign ministry to rush out a picture of Lavrov in shorts, sporting an Apple watch and Jean-Michel Basquiat-inspired T-shirt, thumbing his notes for his first address at the summit on Tuesday.

Ne wist he how to turne, nor to what place: / Was never wretched man in such a wofull cace.

I set out with a Paisley manufacturer and a London rider, the latter of whom I envied for his smartness and self-complacency.

On the left the stacking velocity functions are datumed to sea level and show great disparity.