Sitting on the bathtub ledge in our tiny apt and watching my mom beat her face. My mom was a makeup junkie.

The CMS team claimed they had seen a bump in their data corresponding to a particle weighing in at 125.3 gigaelectronvolts (GeV) - about 133 times heavier than the protons that lie at the heart of every atom. They claimed that by combining two data sets, they had attained a confidence level just at the five-sigma point - about a one-in-3.5 million chance that the signal they see would appear if there were no Higgs particle.

...therein it differs not from the mode of operation, which we observe in the famous peruvian febrifuge.

The stacks had to be neat and square or the old guy grumbled and insisted on getting it just so.