This is an informal crossing on a small river that separates the two countries in the infamous Golden Triangle.

So was the cellist Charlotte Moorman, muse to Nam June Paik and proactivism champion of all things fringe.

The ee-vee-ee-ar-en-oh-ee-ell-blank-bee-ell-oh-ess-ess-oh-em-blank-en-ee-cee-tee-ay-ar is especially dee-ee-ell-eye-cee-eye-oh-you-ess. Our friends thanked the spelling bee for his help and then he buzzed off.

It's just a receding hairline — it's not like you're going bald.