In April, Sir Keir Starmer replaced Corbyn as Labour leader and set about creating his own shadow cabinet.

Stand up for yourself – don't be such a baby!

According to [Mark] McCrindle, “Gen Alpha will likely stay in education longer, start their earning years later and so stay at home with their parents later than even their predecessors, Gen Z and Gen Y.[…]”

That fellow's new limousine is the centre of attention, as everyone stops to stare at it.