And there ſhalbe erthquakes / in all quarters / and famyſſhment / and troubles.

Thus much of this will make Black white, foul fair, wrong right, Base noble, old young, coward valiant.

Text excerpts from: An Introduction to Xenopaleontology: The Study of Ancient Extraterrestrial Life. Interplanetary Council Public Document #3664. 18, Mulburn, Peters, et. al., 2 May 2389.

Thirty freaking minutes after we land, we blow up that Hellion freakjob, blow up the Sharkship, and Zero is half dead.”