I've never met an old person named Judy. Now that's true. Maybe something happens to girls with young names like Debby, Judy, and Susie. At a certain age they make you change it to Doris, Edna, or Myrtle.

I like hanging out with my parents, but my friends think it's weird.

He bores me with some trick.

I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord.