[…] those palmy days of pastoral revelry;—when every lover was a Damon or a Strephon, and his beloved a Delia or a Celia.

Aspirin is a drug that reduces pain, acts against inflammation and lowers body temperature.

This makes for some pretty funny business, and so does a scene showing the fence stepping forth from a church, where he has presumably been casting a thiefy eye at the sacred vessels, and talking briskly to a henchman about the paint job he wants done on one of his hot commodities.

Lots of people who grew up eating KD keep a box in their cupboard just in case. You never know when you'll need comfort and convenience.